Sometime Superman could be a dick.
Me, coming back to my WIP after not writing for months: I hope I’m still welcome here
My characters, who I endlessly torture: Bold of you to assume you were ever welcome here
Real ending: Naruto sneaks into the night into the Uchiha household to have threesome with the Uchihas (Sasuke and Sakura). Lol
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
Kait Rokowski (via alunit)
Who is this bitch Y/N?
And how are they getting all these hot men to fall in love with them?
Cassandra Cain looking at her brothers’ shaved heads
Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh
A hobbit: o_o
Boromir: yes?
Hobbits: o_o o_o
Boromir: can i… Help you?
Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o
Boromir: …
Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o
Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable
Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<
Pippin: stars above your poor feet
Frodo: Pippin!
Merry: Aren’t they cold?!
Frodo: MERRY!
Pippin: They’re so small!
Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE
Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!
Frodo: I am most certainly no-
Sam: I am.
Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before
Boromir: I am putting my boots back on
Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!
Boromir: (slaps hand away)
Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!
Boromir:
Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw
Faramir: please don’t do that
Red Hood 