Imagine if Bruce was that weird asf dude during college and if Harvey knew a lot of weird shit about bruce from hanging around him or whatever since ppl would assume he’s a snob and got in w his money and like he brings it up on live tv saying shit such as
Harvey : Oh yeah Bruce Wayne and I used to be roommates
Host being held Hostage : Oh?? What was it like, Mr. Twoface?
Harvey : Well, I found out the guy can run a marathon in a suit if he wanted and that he can mimic voices
Harvey : Alternatively, he knows Pi to the fiftieth digit, though I suspect he knows more than just that, and he always had his nose stuck in a book which explains why he was an absolute fucking virgin
Bruce, watching as he suited up as Batman : *under his breath* shut the fuck up Harvey…
Dick: *brutally beats up known/suspected criminals, feels remorse after the fact, is conscious of the fact that he has major issues with anger and lack of control*
People: They screwed up Dick!! They wrote him as Jason Todd!!!
Jason: Hold my beer *brutally and gleefully beats up police officers, shows no remorse whatsoever*
You wanna know my favorite headcanon? It’s that Bruce has a slight British accent from growing up with mainly Alfred to talk to and that he hides it just because it would be weird but it’s always there… whenever he’s drugged, tired, or just doesn’t care he has a British accent. To expand: imagine Clark’s reaction. Imagine HAL’S reaction, when he overhears Bruce talking to one of his kids or something. That’s how people know he’s relaxed, and not putting on a mask of either Batman or Brucie.
Red Hood 