ridiculous
She committed a crime omfg
Brb. This is funny af.
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23 year old Bruce at a party, chatting up a supermodel, stiffening suddenly and hissing, “Shit. Shit.”
Her luminescent smile slides off her face. “What’s the matter?”
Bruce closes his eyes. “I came here with a little boy. Black hair, blue eyes, about three foot ten. I need to find him.” Bruce steps around her, but she stops him with her hand.
“We can help!”
“Pardon?”
“The girls and I?” She gestures to the models staggered throughout the room. “We can help you find him.”
And that’s the story of how twenty or so models went dashing around the venue, peeking under chairs and searching nooks and crevices. 8 year old Dickie Grayson was found napping under the bar counter by the new face of Prada.
#Also the story of how Dick witnessed Alfred yelling at Bruce for the first time#‘YOU LOSE YOUR GLOVES MASTER BRUCE YOU DO NOT LOSE A CHILD’#ficlet#Prada girl is named Fifi and she looks like Malaika Firth
7 things to remind yourself of every day …
1. I am unique
2. I am worthwhile
3. I am worthy
4. I can change
5. I can make it
6. I can succeed
7. I can be happy and have a great life.
considering the Bat fam consists of one lesbian and roughly a dozen disaster bisexuals, pride month must really be something at Wayne Manor
Bruce wakes up on June first and is greeted by three of his kids screaming “MOVE I’M GAY” in the kitchen, a bisexual pride flag waving from the rooftop of stately Wayne Manor, and Cass with rainbow glitter already in her hair at 7:30 AM
And he loves it.
Bruce slept with an I Love My Gay Kids t-shirt under his pajamas just so he could dramatically reveal it at breakfast
Red Hood 