blackshikamaru:

g-ku:

blackshikamaru:

see i have multiple answers for this:

1. yamato: so they can be boring together and have 8pm sex on thursday evenings before staying up a lil past 11 to watch golden girl reruns together to spice things up

2. gai fucking iruka is HILARIOUS

3. iruka cant fuck bc naruto chases away every possible suitor bc hes scared that iruka will forget abt him

naruto actually made a law that iruka is legally not allowed to fuck

naruto: [is hokage] shikamaru i need your help. this is highly sensitive and like high key important

shikamaru: okay

naruto: i need you to find irukas grindr account and delete it