anon requested Greed and Ling so I bring you modern fma au where they just…….
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I’m really tired
me: *holds up a strip of paper that says TWIN PEAKS*
me: *folds the paper together until it just says TWINKS*
[x files music plays]Please fucking bring back vine I’m so sick of reading these posts because I swear I can see them.
Bisexual Clark Kent: confirmed
Jason: So the ingredients are just butter, flour, milk and updog
Damian: What’s updog?
Jason: [shouting out the door] TIM! GET IN HERE! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!



















