marvel – Page 2

lesbianspacepilot:

idk what it is or where big dick energy came from but all i know is that valkyrie has all of it

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God…

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

5100/1052 = 4.85

then to change to human terms

80/4.85 = 16.4948

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

square:

youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou:

square:

Thor without his top

Thor with his Top

Source: square

square:

Source: square

llorented:

Daredevil coming to fight Thanos

Source: moyaci

izzy-almighty:

every actor in the mcu when chris hemsworth is brought up in interviews

jembers:

pinkmarco:

*In the middle of the big alien battle*

Erik Killmonger: [ Naruto running on the battlefield absolutely thriving]

Peter Parker, fellow anime enthusiast: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god this is the best thing ever [proceeds to join him]

Drax, thinking it’s some sort of attack formation: [also joins]