Red Hood

parttimepup:

parttimepup:

Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

While I’m at it also they have to share one hole that they both pee and have sex out of. That’s fucking gross and unsanitary. Everytime a man cums in you you’re also getting all the pee that was in his urethra enjoy that thought ladies. You know how many holes birds have? One. They pee, poop and have sex all in the same hole it’s called the cloaca. You know how many holes women have? Three. Because we evolved one. Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

savi-bunny:

I drew the swan queen.

Source: savi-bunny

marsapartment:

Jorge Jimenez really gave us the jealous girlfriend meme with Kon for his Young Justice #1 variant.

Source: marsapartment

infomercial:

infomercial:

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

lesbianshadowcat:

alphonse: ed please wear your glasses you have been trying to read that sign for 10 minutes

ed, picturing hohenheim: I’d literally rather die

stellte:

dont even talk to me about the elric brothers

Source: stellte

luanna801:

teamalphonse:

ok but Pinako definitely knew Hohenheim was immortal right

but she also clearly Did Not Care. literally every other person in this series is out there looking for immortality and Pinako’s like yeah my dumb best friend is immortal, whatever, not a big deal

Pinako: hey Van why do you still look the exact same as when I met you forty years ago?

Hohenheim: awkward sputtering as he tries to think of a believable lie

Pinako: jk I’m just screwing with you I don’t care, watch me chug this pint

So, basically:

skydether-constantine-matt-ryan:

That was absolute garbage.

John Constantine lessons on American accents.

yourantagonist:

geekandmisandry:

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.