oh-mother-of-darkness:

The complete list of punishable offenses committed inside Wayne Manor, November 2018:

  • sprayed “pest repellant” every time a sibling entered the room
  • failed to warn family members of the presence of reporters (note: siblings in costume forced to hide in the pantry during forty minute interview)
  • snuck out while grounded, left window open during a rainstorm
  • purchased and consumed three dozen oatmeal creme pies
  • commanded dog to drool on sibling’s casework 
  • refused to participate in obligatory nap hour
  • repeated escape attempts during obligatory nap hour (note: four instances) (further note: interrupted other family members’ naps)
  • inappropriate language re: obligatory nap hour
  • insufficient wound care
  • extreme spoon hoarding, complained about lack of spoons in the kitchen (note: search of guilty party’s room found 27 spoons, further 9 in adjoining bathroom)

henstomper:

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druish–princess:

Jewish Batfamily headcanons

  • Alfred makes latkes with Kate
  • Somehow Jason owes Cass a hundred dollars’ worth of gelt even before they started playing
  • Kate teaches Damian about Hannukah since he’s a quarter Jewish
  • Stephanie’s always been atheist but she loves the smell of candles and all the Hannukah traditions so she and her girlfriends get into it
  • Harper’s mom was secular Jewish so she likes learning the traditions from Kate
  • Dick brings Kori, who thinks a holiday celebrating light and fire is the coolest thing ever
  • Barbara plays the piano and Dinah sings what has to be an edgy rock version of the Dreidel song
  • Kate kicks Bruce’s ass at dreidel just like every year (he’s determined to prove that she’s cheating)
  • Tim smuggles latkes up to his room so he’ll have extras for when the season is over. Titus and Damian make it their mission to find his hiding place
  • Clark, Lois, and Jon also come over to celebrate since the Kent family is also Jewish and Jon is so excited to be celebrating with Damian he can’t stop hovering

Happy Hannukah!